when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set
the rise and fall
"So, what’s that then? A deflattener?"
"We’re not calling it a deflattener!"
*touches ass* he’s dead i can tell because his constant unending stream of ass cheek vibrations has stopped
IM STILL WAITING FOR THE RESPONSE
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,